Ingredients CAKE: * Vegetable oil for the pans * 2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour * 1 1/2 cups sugar * 1 teaspoon baking soda * 1 teaspoon fine salt * 1 More

Ingredients CAKE: * Vegetable oil for the pans * 2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour * 1 1/2 cups sugar * 1 teaspoon baking soda * 1 teaspoon fine salt * 1 teaspoon cocoa powder * 1 1/2 cups vegetable oil * 1 cup buttermilk (we used regular milk), at room temperature * 2 large eggs, at room temperature * 2 tablespoons red food coloring (1 ounce) * 1 teaspoon white distilled vinegar * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract CREAM CHEESE FROSTING: *1/2 pound cream cheese, softened *2 cups sifted confectioners' sugar *1 stick unsalted butter (1/2 cup), softened *1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
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lesson 2: conversation in this conversation, you'll play the part of paddy and i'll play the part of mikie. respond when your hear the More

lesson 2: conversation in this conversation, you'll play the part of paddy and i'll play the part of mikie. respond when your hear the beep that sounds like this: beep. well, paddy, top o' the morning to ya. how might you be feeling this fine morning?oh, what a lovely looking sack of potatoes you've got there! where might ye be going with those potatoes anyway? down kilarney way i would imagine. what do you say we walk together you and me? (a sheep in the background says baaaaa:] ) oh, i suppose yu want me to carry that big heavy sack of potatoes for you, is that your idea of a good time? you'll be carrying no potatoes at all and me'll be carrying two big bushel baskets like amsen or a mule or something. you be sitting up there in that high house of yours, eating potatoes julliene every night, taking baths in that fancy green soap you get for america - me and my family scraping and starving, listen to those sheep how hungry they are. and another thing, those things you've been saying about my mother in the gulf down by the bog - i don't like those things paddy. me mother's a decent irish woman, and even if she does like to carve anatomically correct figures out of the potatoes. and whatcha been told of the wrinkly potatoes and just like a wrinkle that pulls out, it's none of your concern. and if you be keeping it up im gonna beat in your head with my big shalayla stick. what do you think of that. beep!
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