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http://www.borat-son.comborat goes on a press conference in usa - amerika!q9: has working on a big woman has changed your opinion on woman?a9: there More

http://www.borat-son.comborat goes on a press conference in usa - amerika!q9: has working on a big woman has changed your opinion on woman?a9: there is no womans in kazakh film industry. we say: to give a woman a camera is like to give a monkey a gun. we have stopped doing it ever since 2003 zoo massacre.q10: what is your status and relationship with pamela anderson? do you still enjoy watching baywatch?a10: i must make clear that this lady pamela has started stalk me. this week she has already send three love messages through her lawyer. saying sexy things like: i must not go closer than 30 miles from her house. mail her my dirty underpants panties or say on myspace blog that i want to make romance inside of her.she will not be arrive on premier of movie films.q11: you have a very promonent page on myspaces. what do you think of the internet and have you tried internet dating?a11: i tried hard on internet to meet nice western girlies for chit-chat and sexytime. my preference ladies with yellow hairs, plough experience and little or no history of retardation in family.i offer television with remote control, red dress and two strong shoes which all i will remove from my late wife.i must say that i am 2nd kazakh man ever on myspace. first was ministry of agriculture - murat tukayev - but his page was taken down because of sex crime. this not problem he now posing as johnny texas, age eleven. he's already received 200 messages from your mister foley.q12: can you talk about the contributions of your producer?a12: i would like to pay tribute to my producer azamat who is fat. he is most experienced person in kazakh film industry and in the past 20 years he has watched over 17 movies! he do a superb job producing my movie film which has already been released in kazakhstan and was been a huge block busterings.it took top spot from the hollywood movie king-kong which had been the number one film in my country ever since it was released in 1932.azamat is currently producer of children game show - gipsy bingo where we put numbers on backs of 20 gypsies. the contestants have to bet on which number will manage to make to other side of mine-field before explosion.q13: what do you think of the ads placed by the new york times by kazakh government?a13: these claims that kazakhstan is tolerant of religions, treat woman equally are all disgusting fabrications perpetrated by assholes uzbekistan who nosy people with bone in the middle of the brain.if there one more item of uzbeki propoganda claiming that we do not drink fermented horse urine, give the death penalty for cleaning anus with a flag or do not export more than 300 tons of human pubis every year then we will be left with no other alternative but to comment bombardment of their cities with our catapults.q14: what are your plans of dvd of borat?a14: the anti-communist organization fox will be releasing a dvd in springs. we in kazahstan will be releasing our pirate version one month earlier. it will have everything fox has and some special extras including superman returns and da-vinci code.q15: why is your government so angry with sasha baron cohen and have you ever met sasha baron cohen?a15: as i have said before, i have no connection with cohen and i fully support my governments decision to sue this jew!borat: thank you very much peoples us and a. very nice be here and meet your and very honor for me and my friend to be here and be welcome by you. hope later you can come to my hotel room we can wrestle, drink and shoot dogs from window!i like you. i like sex!---more borat life with family and his son bilak:http://www.borat-son.com
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