New Year's came and I was hooked Even to Renetto I was warming My brain on YouTube it was cooked Y'all know it's habit forming A More

New Year's came and I was hooked Even to Renetto I was warming My brain on YouTube it was cooked Y'all know it's habit forming A community I began to see Some happy and some sad It proved to be a family When Zipster lost his dad Yes, February was no blast For the man who's funny Shortly after Abe had passed Poor Zipster lost his bunny Meanwhile, in San Francisco Some Tubers met each other A chance for Caitlin Hill to go Make Boh3m3 more than brother From videos of that event I learned of clever NutCheese A day with blow-up Nalts she spent Instead of signing Tees Rey I first experienced In Kelley's Stickam space It took a while, 'cause I'm dense, To get they share a place One day back then I came across A gal named lolapickles Her ditched account had grown some moss But her videos still tickled She talked about her life and friends And smoked and sucked her piercing She said some foods looked better when A "Nornna" did the eating Who is this Nornna? I went to peek And caught a vid with corndogs I spent the bulk of several weeks Glued to Nora's vlogs And just when YouTube shut her down For filming so much longer Katie baited sxephil In language somewhat stronger Little Loca did her thing Amid the cries of cheater Lots of people posturing To get a YouTube feature That was winter of this year* On our favorite site Next time I will seethe and jeer About our comment plight! *sorry southern hemisphere.
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Uh Oh - It looks like our Ian Crossland is steppin' out on his LA girlfriend Rebecca with a local hottie in Ohio. I was thirsty katie just wanted to More

Uh Oh - It looks like our Ian Crossland is steppin' out on his LA girlfriend Rebecca with a local hottie in Ohio. I was thirsty katie just wanted to have a beer is that so wrong I mean I'm here, in ohio rebecca I'll always be true whatever that means it's just ohio I'll be in every night by ten if you get lonely, 'becca we can meet on stickam don't worry 'bout katie she's just a new friend katie needs help reading I'm taking up her loose end rebecca I promised I be faithful and stay in with my dad but when katie called me I wanted to manifest so bad she's not like you she's an ohio resident she flicks the head of beer like I was already president it's just ohio where mom and dad live if i mess up here corn fed and ready to forgive it's not like LA where you are trying to fix me katie's different she's making me brownie mix me it's just ohio the sex is not aggressive here katie's gentle hands just like a cleveland cavalier it's not that I don't love you your my main LA actor but sometimes you're less like monroe and more like the dakkster . . . ABOUT THE CRYING: The video clips of crying are from an "acting exercise" video performed by the exquisitely talented, beautiful and intelligent actress Rebecca Larsen (a big favorite here at Our National Space). http://www.youtube.com/rebeccalarsen .
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