To download the mp3 to your computer or ipod, go to http://www.garageband.com/artist/FunnelofFun/songs and click "download". Thanks for the More

To download the mp3 to your computer or ipod, go to http://www.garageband.com/artist/FunnelofFun/songs and click "download". Thanks for the feature YouTube! LYRICS: So they wanted us to rap about the "Holiday", But it's Christmas time so I said no way, So listen up haters we got something to say, We all think you're totally...ridiculous. Now that's not the only thing that we ENJOY! We like to play with the Hanukah TOYS! You're gonna see our faces light up with JOY! Spinnin the dradle with the Beastie BOYS! Hmm hmm mmm hmm hmm hmm mmm Sorry 'bout that but I had to hum. And all that I really want to say is yum, But I's too busy drinkin eggnog and rum! The Christmas luck, it never ends, Drunk as f#%k with my family and friends, And who knows how much cash I spends, But here's the gift that I reccomends. Fallin from the sky is three feet of snow, All our stockings hung in a row, Making things weird for Kyle and my bro By hanging up some mistletoe. And Rudolf couldn't play no reindeer games, Rudolf WAS the reindeer game. Get it?.....we shot him... What to get a girl who's a total fox? I asked my Mom and she said tube socks. But JT and Samberg know what rocks. It's my dick in a box! Boxes of presents under the tree, Cold hard cash and guitar hero 3. You can't have shit cuz its all for me, Cuz I'm livin my life like a supa fly G! Y'all know the snowman is hella-chillz, With his dope crack pipe and his bling bling grills. Too bad he ain't heard I roll with the funnel, Battle with us and he'll melt into a puddle. Now be the time for some Christmas cheer, Pass me the funnel and I drink this beer. There's one for you, and one for me, And have one more for Tay Zonday!
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The Claus Effect is BACK with another warning to all you suckas trying to spread your holiday spirit. Starring Mark Cersosimo, Tim Styne and Michael More

The Claus Effect is BACK with another warning to all you suckas trying to spread your holiday spirit. Starring Mark Cersosimo, Tim Styne and Michael A. Capasso. Filmed in 14 hours over 2 days in our native land of New York. Technical Specs // Camera: Canon 7D Lenses: Sigma 10mm, Canon 50mm, Sigma 18-200mm Editing: Final Cut Pro Grading: Magic Bullet Looks Burn Effects: Artbeats Film Clutter Digg It! digg.com/music/Christmas_Is_Cancelled_Part_2 On Buzzfeed: buzzfeed.com/markinhifi/christmas-is-cancelled-part-two-n19 YouTube Link: youtube.com/watch?v=g6hvWFpwkuo Download the MP3 (Free) markinhifi.bandcamp.com/track/christmas-is-cancelled-part-2 Watch Part One: vimeo.com/2564442 LYRICS ---------------------------------- Christmas is cancelled, yo it's gone for good On December 25th we terrorizing your hood We pawned off the reindeer we came here to spread fear We're putting an end to all your christmas cheer! Want us to ease up on you? Well I gotta say no, man We'll melt your stupid face off like Frosty The Snowman Not coming down the chimney, we're busting down front doors Oh yes you know it's true we're the O.G. saboteurs We're the gangsta santas, we're back And this time around we're causing heart attacks I'm Santa number one, about to end your fun When it comes to ruining Christmas, can’t be outdone I'm like Orville Redenbacher, you corn i'm gonna pop ya Don't try to fake me out, i'm gonna block ya Shock ya, rock ya, shishkabab ya A pointy stick right through your head, you better see a doctor Santa number two, yeah you know who I'm not the kind of Santa that you want to bump into You're lookin' way too happy this holiday season I'm gonna end it now and I don't need no reason I'll piss in your stocking, throw out all your presents Chop up your body into itty bitty segments Feed ‘em to my reindeer till they aint hungry anymore Then i'll go do the same to the family next door I'm Santa number three all up in this song I'm gonna tape your mouth shut, so don't try to sing along Your Christmas is over I came to destroy Santa one does the killing, santa two a decoy My job? In disguise, eat your cookies and pies Take your office supplies and then i'll devise Yet another plan to take all I can Then i'll jump out your window just like a stunt man I got a word or two for you and your crew To your family and friends you better bid a fond adieu I'll make you eat fondue with a gigantic kangaroo Tie some bricks up to your shoes and throw you into a pool Then i'll pull you out and in your eyes i'll rub in shampoo And i'll leave you out in the cold so you can catch the flu Swine Flu! Swine Flu! Swine Flu! Achoo! Yeah, it's comin' for you sucka! Christmas is cancelled, yo it's gone for good On December 25th we terrorizing your hood We pawned off the reindeer we came here to spread fear We're putting an end to all your christmas cheer! Want us to ease up on you? Well I gotta say no, man We'll melt your stupid face off like Frosty The Snowman Not coming down the chimney, we're busting down front doors Oh yes you know it's true we're the O.G. saboteurs I owe a couple hundred grand to my bookie I don't think he's gonna let me pay with milk and cookies I got 'em stockpiled after years and years I keep 'em next to my jars of children's tears I make 'em scream and cry and then I fly away On a motherfuckin' one horse open sleigh I come back a year later, do it over again Making kids cry is my moment of zen If you wanna knuckle up i'm putting you in a hearse I'm gonna make you curse, make you go berserk I run this fuckin' enterprise like Captain Kirk Through rain, sleet and snow I put my elves to work It's a full fledged sweatshop up at the North Pole But Christmas is cancelled, HARDEY HO HO HO! What I did to my elves, man, this really aint a shocker They’re Oompa Loompas now, I sold ‘em off to Willy Wonka Whoop Whoop! That's the sound of the Police I didn't leave no presents all up under your trees I left my fecal matter with a little bit of splatter And it doesn't even matter that I didn't clean up after You gotta see your face, man you're looking so forlorn I thought you'd enjoy picking out the bits of corn While it's stinking up your home, i’ll beat you black and bluish I’ll bet your wishing now that your family was Jewish (Shalom!) We're gonna kidnap your mother, kidnap your father Kidnap your cousins and your sister and your brother We'll feed 'em to some zombies, some reindeer zombies That's right, I said reindeer zombies Gonna wrap it up now, another year gone We'll be back next December with a brand new song With a little less love and a little less affection If I were you i'd file for witness protection Christmas is cancelled, yo it's gone for good On December 25th we terrorizing your hood We pawned off the reindeer we came here to spread fear We're putting an end to all your christmas cheer! Want us to ease up on you? Well I gotta say no, man We'll melt your stupid face off like Frosty The Snowman Not coming down the chimney, we're busting down front doors Oh yes you know it's true we're the O.G. saboteurs REEEMMIXX!! Christmas is cancelled, yes y’all you know it’s true We’re not Maroon 5, 311, B52’s Santas 1, 2 and 3 - Gangsta Santas - We guarantee To bring you lots of pain, pop you like some champagne We’re gonna ruin your whole day with our Christmas soiree You better watch out yo, you better not cry You better not pout and i’m tellin you why Cuz i’m gonna kill you.. I’m gonna kill you, kill you, kill you
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