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http://www.tubetop100.com for the full YouTube Top 100 ----------- July 21, 2007 1. JESSICA BIEL STRIPS for Chuck but not for Larry!!! 03:05 From: nogoodtv Views: 622.661 Description: From the REEL JUNKIE channel on NO GOOD TV comes the super hot JESSICA BIEL takin' it all off in her funny new flick.For UNCENSORED, DELETED scenes from the movie visit REEL JUNKIE at NO GOOD TV:It's the sexy trailer for the hot summer flick starring ADAM SANDLER, JESSICA BIEL AND KEVIN JAMES "I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK & LARRY" from UNIVERSAL PICTURES.The film also stars DAN AYKROYD, STEVE BUSCEMI, NICHOLAS TUTURRO, ALLEN COVERT, RACHEL DRATCH, RICHARD CHAMBERLAIN, NICK SWARDSON, LANCE BASS, DAVE MATTHEWS, ROBERT SMIGEL, PETER DANTE AND DENNIS DUGAN, who also directs. 2. "Never Gonna Give You Up" Karaoke By Tay Zonday 03:23 From: TayZonday Views: 317.683 Description: I thought my voice might be too low in the original key, but decided not to transpose this.Selected Replies:inexorablezomno: dude, you put zero feeling into that. If its worth doing, then its worth doing rightTayzonday: You are reviewing the video and not the cover. Rick Astley did not perform in the studio like he did in his music video. No artist does. Most artists sing with less expression in the studio. This was a technically difficult song that took tremendous energy and focus for me to not make it sound like Cher's "Believe."Oosanbashi: Your voice is REALLY well suited for that type of song, but it seems like you don't put enough soul into your singing. It seems like you sing lots of straight tones with no vibrato, and it sounded a bit robotic/empty. So, put some soul into it.Tayzonday: It is a very careful balance. It is easy to put too much energy into a song. To start at 100% and then there's no place to go. I think my delivery here is borderline sad. Kind of a sappy-sweet-buttery desparation . . . like when you love someone so much that you worry about them not being at your side. So you say everything you can to assert your resolve to be together.timoftyr: Dude. Stop trying to make your voice sound low. It makes it sound like you're singing out of your nose.Tayzonday: Thanks for the criticism timoftyr! I really appreciate it! I was not trying to make my voice sound low at all. Also--when singing properly, the sound starts at your diaphragm, resonates through an open chest, and then resonates between the vocal chords and frontal sinuses (nose) through an open throat. In a manner of speaking, singing out of the nose is literally true of good technique. I'll take it as a compliment.ahmaychan: cool it sounded real good! dont forget to smile though dude :)Tayzonday: Facial expression is actually key to tone control. It is why Opera does not rely on the singer's faces to tell the story. It is also why extremely talented singers (like Madonna) still lip-sync concerts. Performing the act of singing and actually singing often demand opposite things.kerosuppi: To say that this song is technically difficult is a stretch at best. Its predictable in its melody and has 6th interval jumps, during a slow section. The chorus has 5th jumps, but they're in your mid-range. The smile comment: Although vocal tone is inexorably tied to expression, a smile and an open throat conveys a bright, clear sound that could resolve the nasal issue. But in all honestly, I have a lot of respect for you, and you definitely have some real skill.Tayzonday: The hardest part for me was the melisma at the end of "down" "around" "goodbye" and "lie" as well as a few other words, which has to happen fairly quickly. Ideally it should not sound like two distinct notes . . . I aimed for an even slur. But ideally it is sung as a series of perfect staccato notes.azara04: your voice is flat and you sing from the back of your throat. You have range in your version of Swing low. But this sounds like shit that I stomped on. Flat and shitty. Use your soft pallet douchebag.Tayzonday: The range here is determined by the notes. I could sing it an octave higher or in the chosen range. I'm not sure if by "flat" you refer to pitch or dynamics. In retrospect, several of the pitches in this take are consistently, but not dramatically, flat. As for dynamics, I agree that never using the soft pallet can result in a voice that's akin to a piano stuck in Fortississimo. But I've also never liked the "breathy soft pallet" sound that dominates pop music.Honors as of 7/20/2007 11:15 CST:#3 - Most Viewed (Today)#1 - Most Viewed (Today) - Music#21 - Most Viewed (This Week)#6 - Most Viewed (This Week) - Music#45 - Most Viewed (This Month) - Music#1 - Top Rated (Today)#1 - Top Rated (Today) - Music#3 - Top Rated (This Week)#1 - Top Rated (This Week) - Music#26 - Top Rated (This Month)#7 - Top Rated (This Month) - Music#4 - Most Discussed (Today)#4 - Most Discussed (Today) - Music#3 - Most Discussed (This Week)#2 - Most Discussed (This Week) - Music#37 - Most Discussed (This Month)#8 - Most Discussed (This Month) - Music#1 - Top Favorites (Today)#1 - Top Favorites (Today) - Music#7 - Top Favorites (This Week)#3 - Top Favorites (This Week) - Music#53 - Top Favorites (This Month) - Music#29 - Most Linked (Today)#3 - Most Linked (Today) - Music#7 - Most Responded (Today)#16 - Most Responded (This Week)#49 - Most Responded (This Month) 3. Michael Vincent behind the scenes 00:27 From: MVphotoshop Views: 277.375 Description: Michael Vincent takes pictures of the baddest babes in the world! Maxim, FHM, Playboy...Text "mvphotoshop" to 66937 for an exclusive babe download brought to you exclusively by Michael Vincent Photography.The text service is provided by Mozes.com - no spam and no charges. 4. Steam explosion NYC 00:20 From: paryshnikov Views: 237.605 Description: A post-explosion geyser of steam on New York City's East Side. 5. [ PERFIL ORKUT DAS VITIMAS da Tragédia TAM ] KaTriX.com.br 02:27 From: AlexFir3 Views: 215.187 Description: Fizemos uma lista com todos as vitimas do acidente da tam. todos os perfis são reais. Não existem fakes. São confirmado até por familiares.Confira. 6. What a Car CRASH !! 00:23 From: donerkebab007 Views: 204.815 Description: What a Car CRASH !! 7. HOT GIRLS of HOSTEL 2 Uncensored!! pt. 2 (TV-MA) 07:22 From: nogoodtv Views: 204.756 Description: The SUPER HOT and SUPER SEXY girls of HOSTEL PART 2 pay a visit to the Shark Tank at NO GOOD TV.BIJOU PHILLIPS, LAUREN GERMAN and VERA JORDANOVA hang out with CARRIE KEAGAN at the NO GOOD TV bar for a few drinks and let loose the crazy stories from the set of this most aniticipated horror sequel directed by ELI ROTH and produced by QUENTIN TARANTINO. Enjoy this latest EXCLUSIVE and UNCENSORED episode of UP CLOSE with CARRIE KEAGAN along with special guest host SHARK FIRESTONE.HOSTEL: PART 2Three female college students take a detour from their partying, enticed by a beautiful European woman who promises seclusion, safety and maybe even romance. What they get is a living hell where they are sold to the highest bidder who's fondest wish is to kill them slowly. Hostel 2 also follows 2 American men who, on the flip side of the coin, are willing to pay to join an exclusive club where a life will end at their hands...any way they like. It's a story of human monsters and the almighty dollar as only Eli Roth could tell it. Staring Bijou Phillips, Lauren German, Vera Jordanova, Heather Matarazzo, Jay Hernandez, Jordan Ladd, Rick James and Roger Bart.For more UNCENSORED episodes of UP CLOSE visit NO GOOD TV at 8. The Invisible Jump Rope FatBurnGuide.com 02:16 From: fturtle345 Views: 196.055 Description: These guys play tug of war across the street using an invisible rope to see how drivers would react. Pretty simple yet funny and creative gag! 9. [ FAMILIA FELIZ ^] HAPPY FAMILY DOG TIGEr PIG" KaTriX.com.br 01:41 From: AlexFir3 Views: 130.338 Description: Veja a família mais unida!!!!! DOIS CACHORROS UM PORCO E UM FILHOTE DE TIGRE2 dogs one pig and TIGER!So Cute!Muito fofo! 10. 'I DON'T THINK SHE'S TRYING TO BE A MAN' 00:42 From: MDRUDGE Views: 124.690 Description: Responding to Elizabeth Edwards' suggestion that Senator Clinton feels she has to "behave as a man and not talk about women's issues," Bill Clinton said on ABC'S 'GOOD MORNING AMERICA': "I don't think she's trying to be a man. I don't think it's inconsistent with being a woman that you can also be knowledgeable on military and security affairs, and be strong when the occasion demands it. I don't consider that being manly. I consider that being a leader."
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Dear Shai & EVERYBODY AT THE NEW YORK TIMES! HERE IS MORE THAN A RHYME AND FO SHO, FO SHO, FO SHO NOT A CRIME CURRENT OF OPPORTUNITY FOR More

Dear Shai & EVERYBODY AT THE NEW YORK TIMES! HERE IS MORE THAN A RHYME AND FO SHO, FO SHO, FO SHO NOT A CRIME CURRENT OF OPPORTUNITY FOR EVERYBODY IN YOUR COMMUNITY! AND HOPEFULLY I AM MORE THAN FREE TO TAKE ADDS OUT IN THE NUMBER ONE FREE SPEACH NEWS PAPER IN YOUR CURRENT COMMUNITY FROM SEA TO SHINNING SEA! YOU SEE?! I WANT TO TAKE AN ADD OUT IN YOUR MORE THAN BEAUTIFUL NOT RUDE-I-FULL NEWS PAPER! AMONG ALL THOSE BEAUTIFUL NOT RUDE-I-FULL SKY-SCRAPERS! NOT BLACK BALL LIST CAPERS! OR KNIGHT OF THE LIGHT HATERS! AND I AM SURE THAT TAKING AN AD OUT IN A NEWS PAPER IN THE UNITED STATES WITH OR WITH OUT DEBATE? IS NOT LIKE GOING INTO A RESTAURANT! WHERE THEY CAN TURN ANYBODY DOWN ESPECIALLY THE CLOWN OF THE TOWN! SO IF YOU DO! DO THIS TOO! IN LEW OR IS IT LOU? OF WHAT I READ IN THAT LAW BOOK IN THE LIE-BRARY MORE THAN FULL OF SCARY THEORY, MAYBE YOU CAN MORE THAN TELL ME THE NEW YORK TIME REALITY ON AD-IT-TEAS! PUN INTENDED! SO PLEASE LET THIS MORE THAN THAT CAT IN THAT HAT MORE THAN KNOW THAT! AND MORE THAN GET BACK TO ME WITH ALL THE AD FACTS ON THIS AND THAT AND THAT AND THIS! AND ALSO, PLEASE LET ME KNOW IN WRITING OR IS IT TYPING? OR IN OTHER WORDS ARE NEWS PAPERS LIKE RESTAURANTS WHICH ARE MORE THAN ALLOWED TO REFUSE ANY CUSTOMER THEY WANT? IN THE LAND OF THE FREE AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE? AND SO THAT IS MY FIRST QUESTION TO YOU! TRUE BLUE OR NOT TRUE BLUE THAT IS THE QUESTION! SO UPON MORE THAN CAREFUL INSPECTION OF MY MORE THAN CLEVER LEVER AD PLEASE USE YOUR BEST INTROSPECTION BEFORE YOU SEND ME ANY UN LAWFUL REJECTION! SECTION C OF THE SPIRITUAL BOOK CODE CALLED THE VERSE OF THE UNIVERSE! "YOU CAN NOT QUARREL WITH A MORAL!" AND SECTION B OF THE VERSE OF THE UNIVERSE "YOU DO REAP WHAT YOU SEW!" AND SECTION C OR THE VERSE OF THE UNIVERSE "THE LOVE, THE LIGHT AND THE WAY DOES NOT LOVE EVERYBODY THE SAME WAY!" AND SECTION D OF THE VERSE OF THE UNIVERSE "THE LOVE, THE LIGHT AND THE WAY IS NOT IN THE FORGIVENESS BUSINESS!" SO HERE ARE MY MORE THAN IMPORTANT QUESTIONS! HOPING I DO NOT GET A REJECTION! AND SO PLEASE AFTER YOUR MORE THAN CAREFUL INSPECTION IF YOU DECIDE FOR MY REJECTION PLEASE GIVE ME A DETAILED LIST, LIKE THE BLACK BALL LIST OF WHY! AND THEN TELL ME NOT WHY, BUT HOW TO REWRITE IT SO IT MORE THAN FITS YOUR WIT KIT OF UN STANDARDS AND PRACTICES! AND GIVE ME ALL THE LOW DOWN FACTS OF ITS! OF COURSE THIS MORE THAN CATCHY AD IS JUST A MORE THAN ADVERTISING JOKE! BUT YOU KNOW THE ADVERTISING WORLDS MAIN QUOTE, "SHOCK, SHOCK, AND SHOCK! AND THAT WILL KNOCK YOUR DOORS DOWN ESPIAILY WHEN IT COMING FROM THE CLOWN OF THE TOWN! THE ONE AND ONLY SHOW NOT OF THIS EARTH IS HERE IN TOPANGA CALIFORNIA! SO WERE HERE TO WARN YAH! COME SEE THE REAL BRUCE ALMIGHTY IN REALITY! COME SEE THE ONE AND ONLY DANCE LIKE NO DANCER YOU HAVE EVER SEEN! BY ANY HUMAN BEING! COME HEAR THE ONE AND ONLY SING LIKE NO RING OR DING YOU HAVE EVER HEARD THAT'S FOR GOD DAM SURE! FROM THE ONE AND ONLY PURE!COME SEE THE ONE AND ONLY MOVE TWO TIMES SPEED OF BRUCE LEE!AND THREE TIMES THE SPEED OF ALI CALLED LEE LEE!B COME SEE THE ONE AND ONLY HEAL SOMEBODY IN THE STUDIO! WHO IS NOT RUDE-I-O IN THE ONE AND ONLY SMART THE HEART! RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES! AND SEE THE ONE AND ONLY RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES WALK SWEETER PETER PALPIN BLINDFOLDED AND FOLDED AND FOLDED! AROUND OUR STUDIO AUDIENCE FAR BETTER THAN ANY MAN OR WO-MAN THAT CAN SEE! ALL BECAUSE HE IS CHANNELING ME THE ONE AND ONLY LIKE NO MAN OR WO-MAN! IN HISTORY OR HER-STORY! AND COME SEE A DIFFERENT COMEDY ACT EVERY SINGLE SOUL-I-TARY NIGHT! AND YOU WILL SEE MY KNIGHT OF THE LIGHT NIGHT AFTER NIGHT! NOT ONLY CHANNELING AND PANELING ME THE ONE AND ONLY THAT IS NOT A PHONY! FULL OF BALONEY OR KOSHER SALAMI! BUT HE ALSO CHANNELS THRU ME ALL THE WAY FROM UP HERE IN THE ONE AND ONLY DEAR AND CLEAR! RICHARD PRYER, JACKIE GLEASON, NORTON, CHARLIE CHAPLIN, OLI OF LAUREL AND HARDY! AND A HOST OF OTHERS BUT NOT THE SMOTHERS BROTHERS THEIR STILL DOWN HERE ALIVE AND KICKIN! AND YOU WILL SEE PETER PALPIN AND HEAR PETER PALPIN CLICKING AND TICKING! IN OTHER WORD BECOME A MORE THAN HUMAN CLOCK! THAT WILL KNOCK THE LIGHT RIGHT INTO YOU THRU AND THRU! OR BETTER YET A HUMAN METRONOME, OR DOEW HE BECOME A DRUM MACHINE? UNLIKE ANY HUMAN BEING!? AND HE WILL KEEP THE CLOCK IN PERFECT TIME WITH ALL MY MORE THAN SHINE! OR IS IT PETE WHO IS ALWAYS ON PERFECT BEAT? UNLIKE ANYONE YOU'LL EVER MEET ON OR OFF ANY WORLD WIDE STREET! AND WILL KEEP GLOWING, AND KNOWING, AND FLOWING WITH THE BEAT ALL NIGHT LONG! STONG LIKE KING KONG UNTIL THE STUDIO AUDIENCE SAYS, "OK PETE WOW, KAPOW, NOW WE ALL KNOW FOR SURE! YOU'RE CHANNELING AND PANELING THE ONE AND ONLY PURE THAT'S FOR GOD DAM SURE!"
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