I say Stickam, you say Stick 'em, no one really cares When everybody disappears, it's likely they're in there Talking smack and More

I say Stickam, you say Stick 'em, no one really cares When everybody disappears, it's likely they're in there Talking smack and plotting vids and stopping in at Kelley's Young ladies in the chatting rooms, showing boobs and bellies. The fun begins in general when we're bored with internets Young and old and dull and glam'rous, wearing dumb headsets And those who dare to enter must be ready for a stay If the one you sought's not there, it's rude to slink away Fall and winter, early spring, the night migration boomed Whole chunks of YouTube drama written in a couple rooms Users flocked to buzz about the latest on New York Or catch a glimpse of Casey's rant or worship lazydork The scary evil plotters would hold fort in Skehan's den BeeOBee and all the rest would screen those who came in Though most of us were sure that ruthless plans were being born It wasn't til just recently we learned of Spatch's porn And suddenly the Stickam chats deemed to be exciting Ended up upon the tubes, the scuttlebutt inviting The time that Jipsi lost his cool, the time Jaike pondered killing The time that Boh3m3 flipped his lid from hours without chilling And do not think the "PG" peeps were doing any better Sanclestia premiered to requests she ditch her sweater Stevie Ryan found out quick to lingo she was dense When someone told her "boot the troll" she said what's that offense? Back at Stickam central, where all the Tubers meet Skinny cows had followed up an artichokish treat Boomerchick was in her spot, a modern Ed McMahon Mook had fallen sound asleep while reading TalksWithHands Princess Di was telling of the family vacation Skibby, Sibby, Matt and Pipi laughed at her presentation Zealot munched on nachos, the lurkers slipped away Say what you will but that's the room where everybody plays And as the months have come and gone the Stickam roster's grown It isn't very easy now to spend some time alone It's guaranteed that over there you'll find your friends so dear But be careful what you do, you may be featured here!
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